{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 24-May-15 15:28:12 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3930862","html":"On my hunt to find appropriately disturbing female Donkey Kong reaction images, I found DK foot fetishism.  He's an ape; isn't that just... hand fetishism?"}