{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:09:44 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3939770","html":"I wish I had more fans. Not 'cause I want the attention, but because I wanna be able to put an box of condoms on Matt's desk and force a bunch of people to have all these weird YouTube discussions about which horse he's banging and then in the finale it's revealed he's been using them to make a balloon back home."}