{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:12:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3939771","html":"And then people are like "Well, there were 7 boxes on his desk, each box carries twelve condoms, and his balloon only had 83 condoms, which means he used one condom for other purposes" even though that doesn't make any sense because WHY THE cherry WOULD I COUNT THE AMOUNT OF CONDOMS USED IN MY DRAWING OF A CONDOM HOT AIR BALLOON, YOUTUBE??????? THAT WOULD TAKE ALL cherryING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"}