{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Jun-15 16:17:56 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3945483","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Matt\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would offer to help but <br \/>1) I'm genuinely not sure if this is genuine or ironic<br \/>2) I'm not really sure how I could help<br \/>3) I'm a lazy memer"}