{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jun-15 22:46:39 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3946053","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awlyra<\/span><\/a><\/span> nah, due to my crippling social anxiety.  I ended up paying this end-times nutjob girl $6 for a Fluffle Puffty pamphlet just to get her to leave"}