{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jun-15 22:51:37 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3946058","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"M80 Ball\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> well... yes.  Jehovah's Witnesses aren't even allowed to have birthdays.  I'd imagine that god is the only joy they have"}