{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 29-Jun-15 20:04:01 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3948704","html":"So, I woke up once this morning to move my car so my roommate could goto work. Then I went back to sleep. I woke up the second time because the assault-rifle-toting robber holding up the store I was in decided my ribs needed more bullets as I was lying obediently on the floor. Asshole."}