{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 03-Jul-15 03:25:24 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3949768","html":"You're sitting in your bedroom. Suddenly you hear a noise on your floorboard. You turn around. It's Markiplier.<br \/><br \/>&quot;It's not a trick,&quot; he says. &quot;It's really me.&quot; Markiplier approaches you. You feel your heart pounding. Suddenly, Markiplier grabs your cheek. His face approaches yours. Markiplier's lips envelop yours, your tongues fighting for dominance."}