{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 09-Jul-15 14:47:01 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3952438","html":"ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!!<br \/><br \/><b><u>SCENE: LIBERTY CITY<\/u><\/b><br \/><i>Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there.<\/i><br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>You must be that guy I called two weeks ago.<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Yes, I was caught up with friend activities.<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Pain in the ass, ain't they?<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Let's get to the point. I am here for the money.<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Some metaphor about the American Dream and money.<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Cut the crap, will you?<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>I'm gonna kill your cousin.<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Oh.<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Unless...<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Unless?<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think.<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>And you'll let me and my cousin walk free?<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood.<br \/><br \/>NIKO<br \/>Sounds easy enough.<br \/><br \/>DUDE IN A SUIT<br \/>Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus."}