{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Jul-15 02:18:07 UTC","author_name":"awlxa\u013aan (awl)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/awl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3958278","html":"A guy went into an auto parts store.  He said to the clerk, "I'm looking for a gas cap for my Hyundai".  The clerk said, "That's a fair trade"."}