{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Friday, 31-Jul-15 14:17:06 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3964161","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"RDN's Lucifer\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> Link would be a terrible Pokemon trainer. All his Pokemon would be like, &quot;'Hup!' is not a move. No, neither is 'Yah!' I don't understand what you want from me!&quot; Also he would get killed by a swarm of Pidgeys."}