{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 17-Aug-15 03:49:37 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3971937","html":"If you wish a random person on the street a Happy Birthday, there is a 0.27% chance that you will be correct and a 100% chance that they will be confused."}