{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Aug-15 20:39:43 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3972595","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"3.25% Homosexual Milk\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh yeah, forgot that there's the screen name and username. I'd say explain it as a joke based on homogenized milk but she's really young so I don't know if she'd understand."}