{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 20-Aug-15 19:27:12 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3973625","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"Quinn Memes Bachman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bobo<\/span><\/a><\/span> They're literally all the same amount of syllables. There is no excuse for saying it in real life aside from &quot;I want to sound like a massive tool&quot;."}