{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Monday, 24-Aug-15 04:42:34 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3975294","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why are bugs resistant to fighting though? You'd figure punching a bug would do it in, right?"}