{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Monday, 24-Aug-15 16:07:08 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3975410","html":""Let me tell you of the story of a man who once tried to hide his fart by farting into a closet. The closet had a fan in the door and the fan blew the fart smell back into the room where five people immediately smelled it and knew it was him. That day, I wished I could become that fart and fly away forever to fart Heaven.""}