{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Aug-15 02:31:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3976209","html":"If there truly was truth in advertising then Best Buy would be called "Stupid Least-Useful-Ever Can't-Even-Buy Because They Never Have Anything Good.""}