{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 24-Sep-15 00:12:03 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3991540","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> Metal Gear practically thrives on its incredibly melodramatic flourishes of silliness. You have to keep in mind this is the same series where there's a character who can grow killer bees inside his body, a character who can read your mind by accessing your console's memory card, and a deceased character that possesses another character by having his arm implanted into that character."}