{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Sep-15 23:32:20 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3995547","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd guess they're trying to say the amplitude of the person's &quot;prick&quot;-ness is variable but I don't think someone saying &quot;inconstant prick&quot; is that articulate in the first place."}