{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 05-Oct-15 02:00:57 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3999533","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"The weebest insect on the Bionis\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> One of my coworkers had sex with his girlfriend on the grill when I worked at McDonald's. It was turned off, but still. <br \/><br \/>Hot."}