{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Oct-15 06:42:17 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4004102","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Skeletair&#x101;\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nightmarenarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> New employees are the best, at least as a customer. As they're slower, you can strike conversation and make shopping a bit more interesting."}