{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 22-Oct-15 20:45:52 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4011202","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/29817\" class=\"url\" title=\"Quinn Memes Bachman\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">bonesbones<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;The creator of Knack, Blizzard Games, spiraled into insanity. Resentful of the human race, he poured his hatred and his cruelty into a game called Angry Bird. In this game, you played as a soulless serial rapist, as he tries to jump over the graphics from Mario. Then, in a guerrilla marketing stunt, Pewdiepie made a deal with Dream Boy so he could only make blogs about crappy bird, so then all the dick-sucker kids went out and started buying Happy Bird so then the maker of Tracking Bird who was a FrankerZing batcave shut it down so he could make Minecraft, then Minecraft comes out, Pewdiepie goes &quot;OH, THIS GAME IS A NIPPLE&quot;.&quot;"}