{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Nov-15 19:30:07 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4030241","html":"Alright guys I'm trying to settle a debate. If a nuclear bomb landed on me and I absorbed the uranium, I'd get superpowers, right?"}