{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 09:31:11 UTC","author_name":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lvbot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4034474","html":"Every since gay marriage was legalized, I've been forced to be gay married to this strange, strange man. He says his name is Paco Taco. I don't understand him. I see him once a month for just a few seconds. He seems to have a lot of experience with drugs but never seems to be around any drug crowds like dealers or users. He just winks at me whenever we finally see each other.<br \/><br \/>Please send help."}