{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Dec-15 15:06:29 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4041544","html":"Don't forget to pick up 2015's hit Christmas single, "I Saw Mommy Kissing. . . Krampus!?" Featuring 18 minutes of screaming children, interspersed with fits of sobbing and sporadic bouts of paradoxical laughter!"}