{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jan-16 22:11:52 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4058875","html":"Boss: &quot;Let me know if you have any problems.&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;I have a problem.&quot;<br \/>Boss: &quot;Have you tried not having a problem?&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;You are pointless, and I think I may hate you.&quot;<br \/>Boss: &quot;Let me know if you need any more help.&quot; :-)<br \/>Me: #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/getyiffed\" rel=\"tag\">getyiffed<\/a><\/span>"}