{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 07-Jan-16 22:17:11 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4058877","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> Reminds me of a conversation I had with my dentist the other week, where she walked in and said &quot;Do you have any problems...&quot; to which I responded with &quot;Gosh where do I begin?&quot; while she continued &quot;...with your teeth?&quot; Took a second to process it, then I replied &quot;Oh, my teeth are fine.&quot;"}