{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 14-Jan-16 15:50:33 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4062274","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Equestria Gherks\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> My personal favourite is &quot;Argh, I overslept and was hoping to get my post apocalyptic taxes done before my brunch date with Max!&quot;"}