{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Feb-16 23:48:17 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4072157","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattimation\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> The year is 2020.  Guillermo del Toro calls a press conference to announce his new project.  All of us mech-heads salivate and attend, staring at our savior as we await our giant robot Rapture. Guillermo walks out on stage.  He's greeted by thunderous applause.  &quot;I have gathered you today for a very important announcement.  I'm working on something you have all been waiting for a long time.&quot;  The crowd is shaking with excitement.  &quot;I am proud to announce, the Pacifiiic...&quot; del Toro lingers on the word, feeding off of the anticipation and pure joy of his fans, before continuing, &quot;release date for Hellboy 3!&quot;  del Toro flips off the crowd and attempts to moonwalk off stage, but is tripped by an enraged fan and died from head trauma.  We never get our robots."}