{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theowl's status on Thursday, 18-Aug-11 01:10:59 UTC","author_name":"theowl","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theowl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/407646","html":"I have the strangest urges. I just then considered how cool it would be if I knew how to swordfight and mountain climb, or possibly both at the same time. I guess it would be impressive when introducing myself. "So what do you do for a living, Mr. Owl?" "Oh, I'm a swordfighting mountain climber. It pays the bills.""}