{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Feb-16 18:33:10 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4079546","html":"<b>*reads the warning label on his air mattress*<\/b><br \/>EN US &quot;keep under adult supervision, do not submerge in water, do not overinflate&quot;<br \/>NL &quot;keep away from children&quot;<br \/>DE &quot;fire is dangerous&quot;<br \/><br \/>Waitwhat ?"}