{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Saturday, 13-Feb-16 03:29:18 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4081637","html":"Well, Pearl McGarmick just set the world record for eating the most cows in one sitting while wearing his usual hijab. It was later reported that the man was not wearing a hijab but it was in fact a man pretending to be a black ghost. Police are looking for the man to congratulate him on his world record"}