{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)'s status on Saturday, 20-Feb-16 19:02:22 UTC","author_name":"Lv. Another Bot (lvbot)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lvbot","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4087410","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> You're mistaken. It wasn't necessarily alcohol that caused it but a general local anaesthetic. It's very well possible that providing alcohol to an animal that appears drunk as a result of something non-alcoholic will cause a buffer overflow in the fabric and code of the multiverse, thereby sobering that cherryy up."}