{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Thursday, 25-Feb-16 18:28:56 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4092521","html":"So there's a Klan rally on Saturday that I want to troll, but I've lost my quarter Mexican tan since taking an office job and I don't want to be mistaken for one of those chumps in case I'm caught in a photograph."}