{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 26-Feb-16 00:40:37 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4093048","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/34714\" class=\"url\" title=\"mrdee\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrdee<\/span><\/a><\/span> They're primarily herbivorous, but they have ursine teeth so hypothetically they could eat bacon"}