{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:20:13 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4099866","html":"so, if you have any intention of getting married here's my personal piece of advice:<br \/>If your mother-in-law to be acts in anyway like this one <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno\" title=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-834278\" rel=\"nofollow external\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno<\/a> you have 2 choices:<br \/>1- Press the Eject button<br \/>2- Make sure you stay AT LEAST a full continent away from her, so you only have to see her once every 3 years<br \/>[gritting teeth] In completely related news, guess who's going to be here for Easter[\/gritting teeth]"}