{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 05-Mar-16 01:37:19 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4100532","html":"And you know what, I don't actually care that there are starving kids in Africa, I still feel like full on cherry and no amount of third world suffering is going to cheer me up."}