{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 07-Mar-16 11:16:51 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4102598","html":"I had a dream that the next Mario Kart's gimmick was going to be cosplay powerups.  Like you pick up a gold box and it gives you like, a Bowser hat or something, and then you could bash through stuff.  Or a Yoshi hat could allow you to swallow an enemy racer and poop them out in an egg.  Hire me, Nintendo."}