{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Thursday, 10-Mar-16 21:33:27 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4104828","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pickleachu\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> safety is for cowards, I say you should stick forks in the toaster in the bath!"}