{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Sunday, 27-Mar-16 02:59:31 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4117284","html":"I'm supposed to write a toast at my cousin's reception...<br \/>She said she wanted me to write something funny, so I started writing about taxes and paperwork being the one true test of love, but when I noticed I had written 3 paragraphs about what to do in case you SO dies and returns as a zombie.<br \/>I'd submit it, but I don't think the terms &quot;rotting love&quot; and &quot;rigor mortis might sound tempting&quot; should ever be said at a wedding"}