{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Mar-16 04:13:00 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4118905","html":"I'm redoing my parody play of Romeo And Juliet<br \/>Trying to remove some of the dead parts, while keeping the fun ones<br \/>Here are a few excerpts:<br \/>[Mercutio] (played really bad the whole play, under the excuse that the actor wanted to do Romeo, and is not really motivated to do the Mercutio)<br \/>(monotone)oh, no, I have been stabbed, oh, damn, blast and another damn, a plague on both your houses, oh damn, I'm a goner, goodbye. (look at backstage) Was that all right?<br \/>[Romeo]<br \/>(angry) NO! MERCUTIO, MY BROTHER, SLAIN!<br \/>[Mercutio]<br \/>(monotone) Bummer, innit?<br \/><br \/>[Juliet] (standing on top of a dieing Romeo)<br \/>(Desperate)No, my love, cursed be time, for it was him who killed you, but I shall join you soon! (grab dagger) Is this a dagger I see before me?<br \/>[Romeo]<br \/>Wrong play.<br \/>[Juliet]<br \/>Don't care (stab self)"}