{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 31-Mar-16 06:45:11 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4120810","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> even worse when you're a woman but they only do &quot;women's&quot; sizes and literally don't go up to a size that fits you (hence the scare quotes)"}