{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"... Guy McPherson? (saltbearer)'s status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 08:55:15 UTC","author_name":"... Guy McPherson? (saltbearer)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/saltbearer","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/412197","html":"If your house is ever on fire, you should go to wherever you keep the popcorn and wait for it to burn up."}