{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"naa's status on Friday, 19-Aug-11 20:45:00 UTC","author_name":"naa","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/naa","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/413168","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1961\" class=\"url\" title=\"Thaddeus Engelhardt\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">engelhardt<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'd imagine the plastic would do some kind of damage to your innards though XD"}