{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Monday, 25-Apr-16 05:20:46 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4144771","html":"We've been trying to find either a dojo or a fighting school near our area<br \/>unsurprisingly, due to it being a city with 3 schools and have a multi-facility college, there's 6<br \/>we've been to 4 so far, and they've sucked<br \/>one &quot;sensei&quot; (shotokan karate) insisted he HAD to demonstrate how great his teaching was, so he spent about 15 minutes preforming katas, to what my sister replied with &quot;If we wanted to see a middle age man pretending to be an angry tiger we'd just stay home and watch Bear Grylls &quot;<br \/>so he took exception to that, claiming he was a 4th Dan, and that she had no idea what she was talking about<br \/>so challenged him, he wins we enroll for a year, she wins we take the dojo sign and we get to burn his belt in front of his students<br \/>so long story short, she's now the proud owner of a very ugly and also very heavy sign"}