{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 23:13:37 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4149116","html":"Mentally advanced is my favorite MLP abridged series, mostly kuz it points out the absurdity of the episode plots.<br \/>Why the balls would you try to negotiate with a dragon?<br \/>It's a fire-breathing razor-clawed gale-winged reptile that towers over most of their buildings<br \/>what would you coerce it with?<br \/>what ever it is you have and the dragon wants it would just rip you to shreds and take it<br \/>also, why does no one notice that there's a cherrying HYDRA living about 10 minutes from town<br \/>One day that damned thing is gonna decide to have a snack and it's just gonna come into town and eat everyone<br \/>also, the town has no night watch<br \/>a Potato Knishesing star bear walked into town and totaled half the city<br \/>and it was just a baby that was probably grumpy from being awoken<br \/>the mom is out there and 10 times bigger and about 50 times stronger<br \/>they should fortify the town, get a Fluffle Puffing moat at least, they have a river flowing through town"}