{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Saturday, 30-Apr-16 02:04:24 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4152608","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Awlxa&#x13A;an\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">awl<\/span><\/a><\/span> Commander Bond had just returned to his flat after a long day of shuffling papers at the office. He hadn't even gotten his shoes off when the bell rang. &quot;Who is it?&quot; he asked. &quot;It's the plumber, sir!&quot; came the reply. &quot;I wasn't expecting you until tomorrow.&quot; &quot;No, Mr. Bond, I inspect you today.&quot;"}