{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theowl's status on Saturday, 20-Aug-11 21:40:30 UTC","author_name":"theowl","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theowl","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/416231","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colfax Stormmane\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because I don't have clippers. I have 10 razors from poundland."}