{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Zenneth (zennx)'s status on Saturday, 07-May-16 02:21:52 UTC","author_name":"Zenneth (zennx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zennx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4162616","html":"Pokemon GO is gonna suck in the US<br \/>&quot;Oh, your pokemon fainted did it?<br \/>son, I hope you got insurance kuz other wise it'll be $3000 to restore EACH of these kiwies to HALF health....<br \/>Oh, you DO have insurance, well let's see... *10 minutes after* Oh, I'm sorry your insurance doesn't cover battle related fainting, too bad<br \/>Have you tried Obamacare?&quot;<br \/>Meanwhile I'll be chillin' in glorious<span class=\"smallt\">(r)<\/span> civilized<span class=\"smallt\">(r)<\/span> Trump-Free<span class=\"smallt\">(pat. pen.)<\/span> Europe<br \/>With my pokes are healed up and banana"}