{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 09-May-16 16:30:58 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/4166312","html":"The year is 2038. All documents referring to the Kennedy assassination are released. The American public finally learns the truth: Kennedy was shot by Abraham Lincoln's zombie."}